I've been waiting for you. It has been so long. Oh so very long. All of my carefully laid plans hinging on this moment, a thousand secret paths through the mists of the time converging! Every breath and every moment leading up to this! And now...
But ah, I am being rude. Please, sit down. Is it not comfortable in front of the fire?
Who am I? You ask. It is immaterial, but suffice it to say that I am the one who brought you here, and that these are my muscular thighs.
My name is Luke Jones. I am the security coordinator here at the Island. Dr. Heinz has asked me to take extra good care of you. Please come with me.
I think you will find the quarters to your liking. But I must warn you, there is only one rule on the Island. No matter what you hear, no matter what happens, never, ever open the red door at the end of the hallway. Besides this, the whole island is at your disposal.
Who is Dr. Heinz, you ask? He created this place, as you may have guessed, but besides this I cannot say much. The Doctor greatly values his privacy. If you wish to learn more about him, you may peruse his Private Library.